Yesterday I played a very fun game that involves completely random questions where players compete to create the funniest punchlines to those questions.
Anyways here are some jokes:
Q: Why was the bumblebee envious of the crab?
A: Because at least the crab didn't have an ST Bee.
Q: Why does a politician always beat a hamburger in a fight?
A: Because the politician is familiar with beating his meat.
Q: Why does a politician always beat a hamburger in a fight?
A: Because no matter how much crap they put in a hamburger, politicians have a lot more.
Q: What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear with a stripper?
A: A lot of bear skin.
Q: What is the difference between a gargoyle and a television?
A: A gargoyle is hard all day whereas you have to turn on a television.
Q: What did Albert Einstein say to the deer at their wedding?
A: It's all relative my deer.
Q: What does a reporter and bubble gum have in common?
A: They deal with sticky situations.
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