I went to Panda Express today and my fortune was: "SOON YOU'LL HAVE A CHANCE AT A PROFITABLE TRANSACTION"
Yes, I realize that these fortunes are incredibly generic. And no, I wouldn't ordinarily post my fortune up. However, the past couple of years of my life has been a story of a struggling law student trying to find success in what I do. The job market has been extremely tough, and this fortune gave me some encouragement.